this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When it turns out the table was Odo all along:

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh Odo, didn't see you there! You see I was just making the game fair, as I knew some nefarious individuals had been going around and CHEATING! I couldn't believe it either, but as a business owner, sometimes you gotta take steps to ensure your business's survival. May I offer you a drink ^don't ^tell ^Kira

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

100% heard this in Quark's voice, with his rushed cadence and quasi-apologetic tone.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah that's what I was trying for, glad it came across!