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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago

"There was an emergency and power was temporarily cut to the card reader terminals, and now none of them work. We need to get to the server room to reboot the access control server, but it's behind a card-only door."
"How much do we want to get in?"
"Very much."
"Stand back."

And that's how I ended up busting down the server room's door.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Never put a locked door in the way of the fire brigade by the way, they will get in.

[-] ByteWizard@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Did someone email us about a fire?

[-] HamBrick@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!

hope this gets to you soon! best wishes, Maurice Moss

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The door doesn't lock anymore, so we've got that covered.

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