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xkcd #2832: Urban Planning Opinion Progression
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If they're going to make people ride bikes and scooters in traffic, then it should at LEAST be legal to do the Snow Crash thing where you use a hook-shot-style harpoon to catch free rides from cars.
Antisocial people existing doesn't mean that cities should be planned to cater mainly to them...