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[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Except table manners. Those are dictated by the Universe itself!

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
  1. All tables must be proper and well-behaved.
[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do you do with rude tables?

[–] pinkwerdo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Use them as firewood

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Read somewhere that the elbows thing comes from the days where tables were just planks of wood sitting on something. Your elbows would tip the board over so it was a dick move to knock everyone's food over. Anyway idk if it's true but it's a neat idea