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[-] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was a heroin addict and only jerked off like once a month for years (i.e. whenever I could get my hands on a couple adderall, i’d get my hands on something else). Now i’m clean and exercising and gaining weight and trying to be a human again, and I kinda started jerking off a bit more and I’ve realized just like with eating — the more I eat the more I feel the need to eat— the more I jerk it the more I find myself wanting to jerk it. Now I feel I’ve opened a degenerate can of worms.

I kind of liked not being a slave to my monke brain… except then I was a slave to my junke brain. Someone just teach me how to live.

[-] ArianaGrande@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 1 year ago

Ok Ariane Grande 👍🏼

[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It has been shown than regular masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

So, everyone reading this comment, please masturbate regularly for your own health.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

I heard it activates your immune system too. Which explains why I've only been sick once in like 4 years.

[-] ______@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Less serious vices >>>>>> serious vices. You're not hurting anyone. If you really want help I'd suggest professional addiction therapists or something

Imo it's not a problem unless it routinely gets in the way of your goals or lifestyle.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I wish you all the best and hope you're doing better now, and I mean this with respect but it's pretty fucking funny that the answer to "hmm maybe I jerk off too much" is "do horse"

[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

Oh god, why does it do that, making the link text be a different valid link is very misleading

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