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Streaming giants have banded together for lobbying power
(www.theverge.com)
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every pirate related theme song getting increasingly louder in the background
I have a feeling part of their plan is to sink all the pirate ships.
If watching One Piece has taught me anything, it’s that if you try and kill a pirate all that happens is you make better pirates.
They're like spiders
I was going to say a Hydra or bacteria, but sure, spiders.
Nintendo has been putting anti-piracy protection in all of their consoles since the NES in the 80's. Every single one was cracked eventually. Oh, but surely they must be getting better? Nope, the Switch was cracked less than a year from release.
And Nintendo controls the hardware in this situation. Streaming services do not.
The only way to do that, is to kill humanity.