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wait how has noone thought of this?
Yeah I think there were some folks who thought about splitting the atom right? I forget who.
Anyway, now I am become wealth, buyer of worlds.
Step two is fiddly
This was the idea by alchemy. They thought you could change one element into another. Lead to gold and so forth, but not so easy in medieval Europe
Yeah they didn't have tweezers back then
you can make gold from platinum! however this is a net loss as platinum costs more
You can make gold from hydrogen too! Just gotta put enough of it into one place so it forms a large star, then wait for it to go supernova.
Step 2 is expensive :( tweezers ain't cheap!
Zircon-encrusted
Where am I gonna get a pygmy pony at this hour?
Yeah but it would cost more and take an exorbitant amount of time (like billions of years) to produce anything of value, let alone profit.
They have they all died tho cos it makes hydrogen gas and the die and suffocate please like to spread awareness
just hold your breath ???