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I think you'll lose like 5 grams from the protons, more cause you might have to remove a couple of neutrons?
More like put em all together and get even more gold
Anybody have advice for shoving a bunch of protons together? I keep trying but they always fly away from each other.
Put some sugar on a magnet, that always works
Just a spoon full of strong force helps the proton stay down
Yeah just turn up the close nuclear forces a bit and they'll zoom right together
You have to hold them close for a little bit, and let those positrons vent away.
That's the fun part. If you take just one proton off, you'll often end up with some gold that just decays back into mercury in a few days. Sell it for a quick prank.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isotopes_of_gold
I'm a third generation proton plucker myself. Some day, my children's children's children may have a good laugh when they finish this bar.