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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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The Left is doing it wrong.

We need to stop calling it the green New Deal; and call it the Patriot Power Act.

We’re not trying to go green or “Woke”. No! We’re making ’Merca energy independent! We’ll stop importing oil from the tourist countries! And be energy self sufficient!

—BRANDING!!

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[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

And we can call wind farms, "Jesus Farms!"

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

And vaccines can be "immunity guns". Want to keep your kids safe? Give their immune system guns!

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Keep on going. You’re good at this.

Next, try to come up with suitable branding for teaching stem literacy and critical thinking.

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You mean "Gun Manufacturing" (Mechanical Engineering), "Bunker Building" (Civil Engineering), "Things Hitting Things" (Physics), "Explosives, Toxins, and Poisons" (Industrial Chemistry), "DIY Alternative Medicine" (Pharmaceutical Chemistry), "Owning the Libs" (Law), "Ripping off the IRS" (Taxation and Accounting), "How to be Offensive" (Language theory, reading/writing comprehension), "How to win at Gambling" (Mathematics, Statistics) "Why Libs Think Like Pussies" (Philosophy), "War" (Geography, Geo-politics, International Studies).

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

Yeah baby! Sign me up. Sounds awesome.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It’s those libtards and their hot air. Let’s use that nonsense to power good old ‘Murican homes and factories

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

minecraft 1.20.1 java edition vanilla Jesus farm (75 jesus/h)

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

The sun of god