No, I'm well aware that Unity's model is fucked up.

I'm just saying that I don't consider Unreal a valid alternative, especially as it's owned by Epic who have shown themselves to be far worse than anything Unity has done already, and there are no other 3D engines as good as Unity. I called out Unreal also just because people are saying that Unity shouldn't charge any fees as they think fees are unfair, but then happily recommend Unreal.

Not saying necessarily to keep using it, I'm just saying it's not as simple of a solution as just switching for a lot of devs.