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[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

target = input("Enter target to hack:")

print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

for progress in range(0,100,20):
    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')

[-] Bogus5553@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

from random import uniform
from time import sleep

target = input("Enter target to hack:")

print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

for progress in range(0,100,20):
    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
    sleep(uniform(1,3))
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')

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