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[-] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 95 points 1 year ago

“The other programmers keep accidentally writing code that ends up in an infinite loop. I'd like you to make a program that can reliably detect that.”

[-] elvith@feddit.de 32 points 1 year ago

You may joke, but if I had a penny for every time someone asked me to solve a problem, that basically boils down to the halting problem, I'd be rich.

[-] randon31415@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I have always wondered why the answer to the halting problem isn't: "If no output has been returned in X time, BREAK, restart program from beginning."

[-] niartenyaw@midwest.social 26 points 1 year ago

what if it needed just one more second to complete?

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