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When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you'll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.
You'll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.