Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:
Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions
Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can:
• Scream longer
• Breathe harder
• Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you.
Do not tell the police or my family
extendedlungs@gmail.com
Anyone brave enough to send an email? Curious what he charges.
I sent an email. Will update with update.
Update: received automated response.
So let us know how it went on Thursday, mate.
Otherwise, it's been nice knowing you 👍🏻
He did not tell us. RIP