I even understand if they want to take me to interrogation room if I legitimately just flew from these countries. My situation was that I went to vacation in Central America ONCE. I've flown back and forth between US and Denmark like 10x since, you would think if I'm a Sandinista agent I would have done the crime by now.

Everytime, same moronic robotic list of questions. What were you doing in Cuba/Venezuela in 2009 (vacation, hiking, drinking), did you had assistance or meet with govt official (no), have you been arrested in the US for drug related charges (you can look up my records yourself, you goddamn moron, the answer is always no)

The most annoying thing is not even the questions themselves, but they take you to this wait room, take your phone so you cannot listen to music or anything, and usually people have to wait 30-60 minutes. If you don't have non-electronic media then you are shit out of luck, you have to stare at a wall for the wait period while listening to TSA agent questioning and harassing poor passengers in front of the queue. Usually I was only interviewed for like 10 minutes, but it is just a giant waste of time and taxpayer money for everyone involved, why don't these people actually stop a terror attack for once.