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-Wall ain't all (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] clearleaf@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Don't worry too much about your loops bro, I am the apex of computer science research, I know every optimization in the book." Ok want to compile this? "Is that... An unused variable?!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO GOD IS DEAD"

[–] nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

honestly my dumb ass will choose for i in list: over for i := range slice { every single time. I’m ugly and I’m proud!