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[–] jas0n@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Some truckers have this. Years ago I hit a deer with my Buick regal. The only thing wrong was the front right headlight was pointed upward. Picture the laziest eye you've ever seen... Before I got it fixed I must have pointed the thing right at a trucker's mirror and he turned his 1500 jigawatt spotlight on me and moved into the center to block me from passing. I was leading ~10 cars up the passing lane at the time. I'm sorry for blinding you dude, but now everyone on the road is blind with no way to resolve it. I can't get my headlight out of his mirror until I overtake. I guess he assumed I had my high beams on and was waiting for me to turn them off. Real 4d chess move...

[–] grue@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

with no way to resolve it.

I mean, you could've jury-rigged the light to point in roughly the correct direction, disconnected it, or even just not driven at night until it could be repaired. You didn't have to create that dangerous situation.

[–] Elivey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Btw it's "jerry rigged", unless truck driver and OP are in court for the altercation!

[–] millie@lemmy.film 2 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure it's both, given that both uses are extremely common and that be how language works.

[–] Haui@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thats why I stopped using the fog light to fuck up high beamers. It’s just another fight you‘re waiting to get in. People will overtake and brakecheck you or do the same just to get back at you. A large portion of the polulation is literally braindead. I just step off the gas now and make them overtake since they think I‘m too dumb to find the gas pedal. Less hustle, faster solution.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A large portion of the polulation is literally braindead.

Yup. Just joining a dating app revealed just how many trump supporters and Covid deniers are out there. Tonnes. And not even in America. Fucking scary.

Side note: If you find smart people, do not let them go. FOMO will just get you alone and deny good shit from happening.

[–] Haui@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

I‘m very glad I‘m married, partially due to this fact. The amount of insanity out there is shocking.

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yup. Just joining a dating app revealed just how many trump supporters and Covid deniers are out there. Tonnes. And not even in America. Fucking scary.

As someone who has never used a dating app, I have to ask, how do you find that information out?

Is it listed in their profile, or do you have to spend time going on dates with them before you figure that out?

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

You could put on your profile even the most innocuous thing and people are going to be very super open about their opinions about it. You could put nothing other than ‘been vaccinated’ on your profile and you’ll know without even asking for their life experience.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I like to give people a thumbs-down👎when they do something dumb while driving; add a little frown and a slow head shake of disappointment

[–] Haui@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Yes. Thats pretty much the farthest I‘ll go these days.