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submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

[-] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

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