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[-] i_have_no_enemies@lemmy.world 278 points 1 year ago

my dad is refusing to take vaccines because he thinks taking it will automatically make him vote dem because of nano-machine in them.

he also thinks vaccines are kind of HRT.

anyways how's your day?

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago
[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 38 points 1 year ago

It's all that government big pharma stuff that have given me moobs, things like:

  • Covid-19 vaccines;
  • Fluoride in toothpaste and tapwater;
  • Chemtrails;
  • a horrendous diet and little exercise;
  • pride flags
[-] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

pride flags

You weren't supposed to eat them smh

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 19 points 1 year ago

Right, but if I stop now, how am I going to perform my magic flag butthole trick? checkmate

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

You shove them up your butt, otherwise you can only do it once. Duh.

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Technically you could do it again but it’s even less recommended than the original

[-] oce@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago

But they look like sweets :/

Eating the frigging pride flags are making the frogs gay!

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