739
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Homie, you live in a state with transplanted apples grown on giant factory farms. Of course they suck. Upstate NY fucking invented hella varieties of apples. They're named after the towns there. You ever hear of a Portland or Spokane apple? Hell no.

Fucking Johnny Appleseed was hucking seeds all over the Northeast just to invent new apples. Do you know what the colonists drank? Cider and applejack. Not much wine or beer.

Do you know why a pineapple is named like an apple? Because an "apple" was just the word for any fruit. Apples are the most important fruit in the English language.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/apple

Plus, you didn't even mention the best tropical fruit: soursop. It's like you don't even know what fruit is.

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
739 points (98.0% liked)

tumblr

3416 readers
129 users here now

Welcome to /c/tumblr, a place for all your tumblr screenshots and news.

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Must be tumblr related. This one is kind of a given.

  4. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.

  5. No unnecessary negativity. Just because you don't like a thing doesn't mean that you need to spend the entire comment section complaining about said thing. Just downvote and move on.


Sister Communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS