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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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That is a rejected insurance claim waiting to happen. I mean, imagine coming home to find out it had a hole and leaked all over the place while you were out.
Something tells me these people don't do insurance claims.
What’s a “in-shurince”?
In-sewer-ants, it means if my tavern burns down, I get money.
Upvote for the Terry Pratchett reference.
I wonder what told you that.
I'm going to assume that the outlets are at least GFCI... Right...? Right?
Coming home, hell. One rip and you're gonna wake up floating out the back door.
Like this?
This is so weird. In Norway, we have a TV show named "ikke gjør dette hjemme" or in English "don't do this at home". This German one looks oddly familiar considering where it was filmed, and how the guys present the things they do.
Here's an episode where they do the same things.
Yes, according to Wikipedia, "nicht nachmachen!" (English: "don't immitate!") is the German adaption of the Norwegian original "ikke gjør dette hjemme". Nice to see the original! Fortunately, it has six episodes instead of only two :-)
Minus the waterfall when you go back in. By the time you notice, it's all over.