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[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago
[-] BluesF@feddit.uk 35 points 1 year ago

Assembly is a scrapheap with every sort of technology imaginable but it's all broken. Could be an iron man suit, or you could just grab a length of rebar.

[-] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Assembely is a pile of iron ore. Make what you want with it.

[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a musket. A really powerful one but you gotta do everything manually.It also comes disasembled and requires hours of work to be built.

[-] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's a box of unassembled weapon parts.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Assembly is a revolver-style footgun with a speed loader. In just five cycles it blow your entire leg clean off.

[-] CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I like the other response here

assembly is a gauss gun... you just have to manually align the magnets

[-] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Where is verilog?

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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