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Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough
(www.theregister.com)
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this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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I had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn't about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
Also I didn't know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
No one ever pays me in juice 🥺
It took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn't realize it wasn't about cereal until this morning.
And what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?