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I should start randomly messaging people this (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean like, fighting a horse by punching it? No that fucker gonna kill you. You might win if you have a spear and you know how to use it. But if it gets to you with it's hooves you've lost.

Now if you can convince the horse you're a lot scarier than you are, it might do what you want it to.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

Now if you can convince the horse you're a lot scarier than you are, it might do what you want it to.

Only reason why they don't kill us on sight after all we've put them through: for all their amazing physical prowess, they're also easily spooked idiots 😂