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Taste Is Subjective (lemmy.sdf.org)
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On the one hand: no matter what you replicate it's ethical, nutritious, and good for you. There are literally no bad choices for your body.

On the other: you have access to a bottomless culinary database that spans innumerable diets, cultures, broad swaths of history... and you order Chef Boyardee's finest with a few saltines. I think it's time to talk to the ship's counselor, because nobody should be eating struggle meals in a post-scarcity society.

[-] mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Struggle meals have a charm, honestly. Its simple, if I had billions of dollars I'd still eat it.

[-] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

"We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner!"

"But we would eat Kraft dinner."

"Of course we would! We'd just eat more!"

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

And buy really expensive ketchups with it. Dijon ketchups.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

With all of the fanciest ketchups!

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Fuck yes I am. Hostess cupcakes for dessert.

[-] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

But what if I want to eat trash food that's bad for my body to punish myself for having the audacity to continue to exist?

Computer: That option does not exist in the replicator database. Please seek medical attention if you are contemplating self-harm.

[-] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Fine, fine. Guess I'll just go lick the warp core!

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