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[–] SleepyWheel@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This quote is even funnier when you realise elderberries is one of the main flavorings in gin

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Isn't that the joke? "Your mother was a whore and your father a drunk"

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I scoff and thumb my nose up at you good sir.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Leave now, or I shall insult you another time!