Command the bard to ejaculate. He'll have to ejaculate for an entire round. His nuts will be like raisins at the end of it and he won't be able to have sex for a good while.
If you're gonna do that there's a way that doesn't spend a spell slot
Is that a grapple check or athletics?
Maybe a series of contested athletics check with the opposing rolls getting gradually higher penalties for..reasons..
Your Dex vs the bard's Cha.
A round is roughly 6 seconds, that seems like a pretty normal timeframe.
True. Maybe some post nut clarity, then?
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Command the bard to ejaculate. He'll have to ejaculate for an entire round. His nuts will be like raisins at the end of it and he won't be able to have sex for a good while.
If you're gonna do that there's a way that doesn't spend a spell slot
Is that a grapple check or athletics?
Maybe a series of contested athletics check with the opposing rolls getting gradually higher penalties for..reasons..
Your Dex vs the bard's Cha.
A round is roughly 6 seconds, that seems like a pretty normal timeframe.
True. Maybe some post nut clarity, then?