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Budget: Military Complex > CERN
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All historical CERN expenses combined are a tiny fraction of the yearly expenses of the combined EU miltary
But particles don't make my dick feel big
Even quarks aren't that small.
They call me quark cause I'm always down to top and up to bottom and I'm charmingly strange. Also I'm very very small
Do you also mysteriously disappear whenever there's anyone interested in what you're doing?
https://i.imgur.com/xOKsQcR.gif
Seems like you're just not using them creatively enough
Hold a particle in your hand first, then your dick. The relative difference will make your dick seem at least ten times bigger!
OMG. This might be my favorite burn ever!!
That's because you're using them wrong!
US Congress: Audit NASA > Audit the Pentagon
EU: Audit CERN > Audit Luxemborg/Malta/~~UK~~
I'm just amazed that funding $22 billion is even an issue when the project is being backed by the EU, and partially the US, since we never built ours....
That's a rounding error for both entities