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Befriend the ape creature (startrek.website)
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[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

God needs to take notes. If you truly care for something you provide free shelter, free food, free healthcare, and unlimited love.

Edit: also, politicians with trillions of dollars at their disposal could take notes. Imagine if I told my dog she can’t eat today because I needed to mount yet another 50 cal machine gun to the roof.

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