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[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, insurrectionist part II electric boogaloo.

The choices on the table are dogshit or arsonic, but if you don’t choose you're still going to have to eat one of them.

In order to avoid eating either, we should probably focus on getting the one off the table that will fucking kill you.

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just don't eat either of them? It's not hard. You simply go eat something else and ridicule people who are eating the dogshit.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The fuck are you going to do? Buy a submarine and live like captain goddamn nemo?

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml -4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That would be cool. But no I'm just not going to eat dog shit. Millions of other foods, and hundreds of other candidates, I don't get any bonus points by voting for the winner. It's literally the least you can do.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Biden is the president whether or not you individually voted for him. You're figuratively eating dogshit right now. Be glad it isn't arsonic.

[–] OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is the type of message needed to inspire good democrat turnout