Alternately, Darkness. A smokebomb you can turn on and off by covering it. Or pick up and carry.
Also: Secret Chest, so you can walk out with 3x2x2 feet of stuff essentially hidden in an arbitrarily small trinket. Requires "an exquisite chest, made of rare materials, worth at least 5000 gp," but you only have to buy or steal that once.
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Alternately, Darkness. A smokebomb you can turn on and off by covering it. Or pick up and carry.
Also: Secret Chest, so you can walk out with 3x2x2 feet of stuff essentially hidden in an arbitrarily small trinket. Requires "an exquisite chest, made of rare materials, worth at least 5000 gp," but you only have to buy or steal that once.