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[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's easy. Real men only eat meat. If you don't, your either a female or a soyboy. That's why my diet is 80% meat and 20% cheese - my anal cavity may be more plugged up than a bear mid-hibernation, and I may die of a coronary before I'm 40 years old, but at least I can say I died a fucking man. An alpha male if you will. Now excuse me, I've got a 2lb steak and half a Gouda wheel to to eat so that I can take my 3 hour shit before going to bed. No body said that being a real manly man was easy.

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Wait, eat meat AND die soon?

That's what we call a win-win.

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 4 points 1 year ago

You dropped the: /s

Ron Swanson has a much better way of phrasing it, hahaha

From Parks and Recreation.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Seriously though, get yourself some psyllium husks and take like quadruple the recommended amount. The fact you put a plant product into your body will be vastly outweighed by the absolutely enormous manly shit you take.

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