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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don't go into a fruit salad.

[-] almost1337@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Strength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.

[-] mpa92643@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

What if you soak them in high fructose corn syrup first?

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 year ago
[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Rules are meant to be broken.

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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