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Expecting a new baby?
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this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…
Just pull off some photoshop skills
if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead
Ahoy, matey! You don't have to be rich!
i had thought it cost 50+ usd to use photoshop lol, now that i checked its 21usd, which i'd say is still a lot compared to nothing, but you dont have to be rich
though for me and anyone else who lives in brazil, 21usd costs 103real, though youd think minimum wage would be higher to account for that, right? WRONG, its lower. so anyway, you have to be rich to use photoshop in brazil, and for some reason i thought the price for it was a lot higher
That's not what I was suggesting, landlubber.
i know, i was just saying why i had thought anyone who used photoshop had a lot of money
youre right, it wouldve been a better to say that and i also prefer gimp over photoshop(or any other image editor)
These days it's barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.
Back in my day we had to generate our realistic Photoshop jobs with our own blood, sweat, and tears.