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[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago

Are we absolutely sure there were no kids on the deathstar?

[-] victron@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Fair point, but... why would they lol

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Death Star was huge, I'm sure people fucked and made babies on it. I doubt they would just let people leave the Death Star to go raise their kids. That either means kids were just ejected into space, or they were raised on the Death Star.

Given Darth Vader's history with children, it's not unlikely that he just said "fuck them kids" and had them yeeted, but it's funnier to imagine a Death Star Day Care, so imma go with that as my head canon.

Edit: you guys are coming up with some valid counterpoints, but my head canon is still funnier, so I'm sticking with it.

[-] 22decembre@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You can bet genetic engineering has reached a level where you can sterilize your whole army without a concern.

So soldiers fucking like rabbits ? Maybe. All genders ? Maybe, we have no idea whether there were women onboard. BUt did they get pregnant ? Why bother ?

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

Ok, so how many underdeveloped soldiers in test tubes were on that thing?

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