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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 16 points 2 years ago (8 children)

I prefer to measure speed in football fields per minute.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You make dem der figures FPH n' you got a deal. I don't wanna be going no 600 yards a minute. I wanna be cruisin at 35000 yard and hour, ya hur?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A mile is about 15 football fields, so if we did switch to using that measurement, we could all be going 1,000 on the freeway.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ur gotdang right. My Mopar might be a four banger, but with cheezus behind the wheel we're gon' near 1700 n' gettin 500 a gallon.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Hmmm yeah.. I know some of those words.

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