STORY TIEEEM!

My friend was working as a security guard in a sort of semi-public down town walkway in a major North American city. He's doing his rounds when he starts smelling shit, like actual shit. Maybe someone popped a squat somewhere (there's a lot of addiction in that area), so he starts looking around and eventually comes across a woman completely covered in shit, like head to toe. My bro's so shocked he can't think, all he can do is stare at her and growl. She just nods and starts walking out.

If only sex work had legal protections I wouldn't have to tell you this story.