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Often when I empty my vacuum cleaner I find the dust has "weaved" together

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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago

Yes! I have an entire startup based on this. It’s called Dustweavers and we weave dust into everything from clothing to microchips. It’s all very straightforward and not even a little batshit.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

I would like to launder $50MM through your startup please

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Just send us your dust and we’ll weave new dollar bills from it

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Send me a matrix account and im sure we can come to an egreement

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Do you have connections with Dustbringers and Lightweavers, by any chance?

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

They prefer "releasers"

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Protip: add cats to the factory to increase high quality weavable dust. Cats are also good for microchips.

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