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Aww, did somebody get addicted to white?
(lemmy.world)
Based on originaLucifer's post. And thanks to zeppo for the spelling correction.
No dealer has ever offered me free drugs.
That business model is exclusive to extremely physiologically addictive drugs, like heroin and meth. Is that generally your market?
Pro tip: tell lots of dealers it's your first time. Free drugs for a while.
Also tell them it's your birthday.
Yeah, but then all the dealers start singing happy birthday as they bring my crack out to me and it's really embarrassing.