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Which actors are serial killers? (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 year ago by SemioticStandard@beehaw.org to c/chat@beehaw.org
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If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don't count--everyone knows they're stacking bodies somewhere)

I'm gonna say Chris Pratt. I don't buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL

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[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.

[-] gavi@literature.cafe 19 points 1 year ago

I feel like she would engage in "holistic cannibalism" or something

[-] drwho@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Or she'd sideline as a holistic assassin or something.

[-] essellburns@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

New candle scent coming..

"This smells like my latest victim"

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