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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What work do you do that's better than orgies?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s nothing special I am just a nerd

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So am I, but I've put in enough time that I think I've earned eternal orgies

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your hope is being interpreted as consent. You will be part of the orgy.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Google anal training.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I work in the two orgies at the same time field.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do I get to select the people I'm orgying with or is it like dating where I'm mostly limited to options I don't find physically attractive?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's like real life Tinder. You have to stand physically nude in front of potential co-orgyists as they judge you and decide your worth.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I think I just found out why we don't do many orgies.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I've changed my mind, I think I'll just take the four day work week, thank you.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Beggars can't be choosers