I'm trained as a lawyer, which means a lot of people sharing detailed, sometimes deeply personal problems related to a field of law I last thought about seriously twenty years ago, and then at an introductory level and for one semester. The main things I learned in law school are (1) how to look things up, (2) some foundational things about how to interpret and contextualize what I find, and (3) how much tools, templates, boilerplate, and personal relationships are the bread and butter of the actual profession.

Hobbywise, no I cannot build you a credenza or desk for free; I still haven't got around to building my own damn desk.

Yes, you are probably related to royalty, but it is neither verifiable nor special (genealogy).

No, I don't know why I need 30 fountain pens instead of three.