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[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 103 points 9 months ago

I had that dog as my interviewer too, but I made the wrong decision.

When I got the to interview, I immediately remindend him that when I saw him on the street, I said “Sorry I can’t feed you, I have a job interview so that I can get food. You should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and get an interview so you too can get some food.” And he said “Yes, I took your advice and arrived here first and got the job you were going to interview for, so you’re fired.”

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 38 points 9 months ago

got the job you were going to interview for, so you’re fired.

Damn, failed so hard you broke causality by being fired from a job you never had!

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Yep. I already broke the premise, so I thought it would be even funnier to finish by breaking causality.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 9 points 9 months ago
[-] Alsephina@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Dhar mann video

this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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