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I hate this rule, now you will hate this rule too. Happy new year. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 8 months ago by KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 8 months ago

Although this seems like a workable premise for sexual horror: The plant provides the best blow job and best orgasm ever, but you have to occasionally let it eat someone by lending it to them, and then come by to pick the plant up later before it gets gathered up as evidence.