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[–] dumples@kbin.social 95 points 2 years ago (16 children)

Nothing funnier when hearing the players come up with the right solution right away and then immediately dismissing it.

[–] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 50 points 2 years ago (14 children)

Or my party, struggling with unlocked doors.

DM (later): "all you had to do was turn the fucking knob"

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 37 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Are you one of those "how would you open the door?" kind of DM when players encounter an unlocked door and said they "open the door"?

Stop wasting everyone's time. When players said "we try to open the door", just say "it's unlocked and the door open" and move on. Stop the "you didn't say you turning the knob" bullshit. Do I have to describe I'm breathing every 2 seconds, too?

[–] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago

No, we're a bunch of dipshit players who just assume it's locked.

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