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my gf has tiktok so i hear the same few annoying soundtracks about 374 times a day, mostly before bed.
Oh no..
Oh no...
Oh no no no no no...
(footage of the fakest chat log you have ever seen)
Are they still doing that one?
No clue. My GF cheated on me and i kicked her out last spring and my life has been blissfully TikTok-free ever since
It’s fucked up that she did that so I’m sending love.
But being tiktokless is a form of love in and of itself.
Honestly she was a toxic bitch and I'm better off without her.... too bad we had two kids together so i still have to deal with her :/ its still honestly been a huge boon to my quality of life after I got over it.
My wife is Chinese, so I get three different audio layers mixed together to, I assume, fool the detection algorithms. One of them is the dialogue but it's sped up 200% because nobody ain't got time for that. It's a fucking audio nightmare.
I'm getting her Airpods.
You have a wife and yet you still complain?
Go outside.
It’s too cold out there.
the same annoying wheezing laugh over and over
The one stolen from the “look at the top of his head” dude?
I'm not sure where it came from. Audio memes are a bit harder to track down.
I can’t find the original anymore, but it was called “Look at this dude”, and featured a guy putting ketchup on the top of another dude’s head in a mall food court, then dipping a fry in it and eating it. The camera guy is narrating with the laugh that I’m sure is the one you’re talking about, and he says “look at the top of his head” in a funny way.
Tiktok users apparently just stripped his words out and just loop his laugh. I can’t confirm tho, I’ve never used tiktok and if I see that stupid fucking moving logo on a video I close it immediately
I I I could have my guchis on
I'm feeling lonely 🎶🎶
Tomato tiktoko