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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Haha, nice try, but Wonka had too many work precautions & safety measures, his chocolate contained barely any children ...

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Misleading product advertising, testing showed it was mostly (non kinder) Oompa-Loompa meat, it was a whole thing, they settled out of court.

At the time Wonka blamed it on management board, fired them, & replaced them with random ppl chosen by chocolate-raffle method, but later some emails surfaced that showed managers basically had no choice in the matter.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

All he needs to do for good public relations is a lame contest with, let's say, a golden ticket to his factory and nobody asks questions about missing children or Oompa-Loompas anymore.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

What if there is accidentally more than one gold ticket? Battle royale, last customer alive wins?

this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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