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Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up. (m.media-amazon.com)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by lambdabeta@lemmy.ca to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago

Why are you hot linking some google images bidet instead of just uploading the image to the post?

[-] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 10 months ago

alternatively: why are you linking to an image at all and not just making a text post

[-] lambdabeta@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Answering both: dial image for reference to what the "modes" are, and my dial is gross. Plus that was the best image I could find describing it, but had trouble getting a clean download. Google images can suck that way. If you get me a clean link, I'd update the post.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Took like 15 seconds. Just click on an image and choose open image in new tab. 99.99% of the time you'll get a plain image. Sometimes you'll have to trim the URL if the site adds properties to the image.

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