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Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up. (m.media-amazon.com)
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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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[-] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago

Assholes are, but that's not what it's for

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Sometimes a spritz to the gooch is just what I need to remember it takes 2 to tango.

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