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[โ€“] epyon22@programming.dev 55 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Average net worth for 35-44 year olds $135 thousand his net worth $119.2 billion. $5 equivalent for him is ~$4,414,814.81

[โ€“] epyon22@programming.dev 20 points 2 years ago

He can buy a super car with less impact on his net worth than you standing there wondering what to get out of the vending machine

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